French Montana is a munafiq
[At a mosque, met some young guys in Ottawa and we got to talking...] 1. So where you from? 2. Morocco, you? 1. Pakistan...so you like French Montana eh? 2. Please. That guy's a munafiq. 1. How can you Read more [...]...
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No one gives a $%@@ about you!
1. Man no one gives a $%@@ about you! and you realize that you are alone. Going anywhere, doing anything becomes like the world against you...it's hollow. 2. Yeah, I had this realization ten years ago. Read more [...]...
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Why are you so negative?
1. Yo bro look at you! It's like big people when they come in the room, everyone knows! [Laugh] 2. You're the man bro. 1. So how's life? [Looks at me.] 1. Wait, don't give me some negative answer man...You're Read more [...]...
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Agha Khan is a playboy?
1. Yo I just read an article about Agha Khan documenting his playboy lifestyle 2. Are you serious? 1. Yeah man. Apparently he's got three major tastes. 2. What? 1. Horses, lavishness and women. 2. Nooooo. 1. Read more [...]...
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Dari
1. Oh you're Afghani right? 2. Yeah. And you? 1. Pakistani. 2. Oh okay. 1. You speak Farsi? 2. Dari. 1. Oh. 2. It's like Farsi. 1. Oh just a few words that are different. Basically a different accent? 2. Read more [...]...
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Java
I love Java. Java changed my life. Back when I was working in New York City, a colleague of mines told me one day at lunch, "You know, Java is the next big thing. You should get into it." I bought Read more [...]...
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Ismaili
1. Oh you're from Uganda. So you're quite far from Egypt! 2. Yes, but still in Africa. And you? Where are you from? 1. Paksitan. 2. Oh I was going to say Egypt as well. [Laugh] 1. So you're Ismaili. [2 Read more [...]...
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Zionist injustice
1. Oh brother, you read this? Astagfirallah. 2. Yeah....so where you from? 1. Palestine. 2. Really? 1. Really. 2. What part? 1. Inside Israel. 2. Oh. 1. Yes but I was brought up in Jordon. 2. Oh I see...how Read more [...]...
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Why do you get White people to say “ethnic” advertisements?
Listening to the radio ad and you get some white dude saying "Tandoori" like Tan doori. It ain't Tan doori. It's ton dhoori...and not even. Ton is pronounced in a heavier way. In other words, it's Read more [...]...
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First Olympic Boxing Medal for Paksitan
Syed Hussain Shah (Urdu: سيد حسين شاه) (born August 14, 1964) is a boxer from Pakistan, who won the bronze medal in the Middleweight division (71–75 kg) at the 1988 Summer Olympics in Seoul, Read more [...]...
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