Month: January 2015

1. Do you speak Hindi? [The conversation switches to Hindi] 2. Yes very well. 1. So tell me about the Muslims in India, they have no power. 2. What are you talking about bhai? They just won over 30% of Read more [...]...

1. Okay this is the one we're going to get. [I look at the jar and am surprised. It say's Organic Ghee] 2. That's ghee! 3. Yes. 2. That really sticks to the top of your mouth and they eat it all the time Read more [...]...

1.Kiya zaat thee uski? (What caste was he?) 2. I'm not sure. 3. Caste? Why does that matter? 4. Oh it matters. 3. Why? 4. It does. I used to think that it doesn't but... 3. But how though? 4. Ask her Read more [...]...

1. You know that feeling when you're on stage and you get nervous and then you start forgetting... [2 leans in] 2. That's when you tell yourself you're bigger. [A pause] 2. You heard that? You tell yourself Read more [...]...

1. That's a good deal. 2. Yeah that's why I'm taking it! 1. I always look for those deals too. [cashier scans the items] 2. You're from... 1. Ecuador 2. Yeah I can tell from your accent, South American. Read more [...]...

1. Hi, I'm Bobby. [He reaches out and we shake hands] 2. Hi, car broke down man. 1. Does it drive? 2. No. [Car towed onto the flatbed] 2. Are you from West Africa? 1. Yeah, how did you know? 2. Just, so Read more [...]...

1. So how's Robin Padilla? 2. Oh, he's good. How you know him? 1. Trust me. [smile] 2. He's married a few times. 1. Oh yeah, is he still Muslim? 2. Not sure, probably. 1. I know his kids are, Queenie...he's Read more [...]...

1. It's nice and hot in here. 2. Yeah. 1. One trick is if they shut off the sauna, you just stand up cuz heat rises. 3. True. 2. But I don't think it is safe to be in here too long, you can go impotent Read more [...]...

Great! Damn clutch is roached! [Stuck and pulled over near an intersection that I barely made through.] 1. What's wrong? 2. Clutch is gone. 1. Okay so what do we do? [Called the towing company. Tow truck Read more [...]...