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November 2022 – This is Real!

Month: November 2022

Allah Hu Akbar and the Window guy

1: I'm not going to do this room.2: How come?1: My friend, if you want to waste your money, waste it on a security system, not on tempered glass.[2 looks at 1 in silence and is taken aback by 1's bluntness.]1: Read more [...]...
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Juma Mubarak

1: Yo bro. Hopefully I'll get some more orders. Let's do a million in sales.2: Insha'Allah. Let's do it.1: Let's do this big time.2: We got the capacity. Let me know.1: For sure. And it's Juma. Juma Mubarak! Read more [...]...
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Welcome to Malerkotla

[Knock at the door.][1 opens door.]1: Come in.2: Thank you. Where is your modem?1: Oh it's right this way.[During modem installation, 1 detects 2 is from Punjab, India based on his name and mannerisms.]1: Read more [...]...
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Wudu vs. Kryptonite

A: Get ready B, we're going to pray Isha.B: Ok, I'm ready!A: You got wudu? For the last 6 hours?B: Yeah. Duh!A: Yo nothing can break your wudu, not even kryptonite!B: You know it! 😁 Read more [...]...
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