Month: July 2015

Greek-Pakistani

1. So what's your background? 2. Greek. You? 1. Pakistani. 2. My friends are Pakistani. The guys I work out with. One of them is a beast. He's Greek and Pakistani. 1. Are you serious? 2. Yeah. 1. Greek Read more [...]...
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Pan Am Games

After seeing Canada win Gold at the Pan Am Games, I felt something true in my heart. I wish I could make my country proud. I wish I could make Allah proud. Inshallah....
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Christian with the kuffi

[Man hands a pamphlet] 1. What's this? 2. Do you believe in God? 1. Yeah. 2. This is about Jesus Christ and how he died for our sins. 1. Okay. [Taking the pamphlet]. You know, you look like you're Muslim Read more [...]...
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Why is hindsight always 20/20?

Don’t you hate that feeling after you put down the phone and realize all the things you should have said? Why didn’t it come to your head at the time?...
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Non-Alcoholic beverage

[Noticed bottles of Non-Alcoholic beverages, "fermented", written as a guarantee in a run down strip plaza's Kabab shop, surprisingly with good decor.] What's the point? Might as well drink the real thing. Read more [...]...
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Happy Eid vs. Eid Mubarak

1. Happy Eid. 2. You know what, I've bin thinking about that lately. 1. What's that? 2. Happy Eid. It just doesn't sound right. There's just some words you can't translate into English, they gotta stay Read more [...]...
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“Diverse” Muslim

[Walking in a dimly lit parking lot, discerning a familiar face.] 1. Yooo bro. What up? 2. Hey. 1. How's life? 2. Still doing my thing, you know, just around the corner from here. 1. How's that going? 2. Read more [...]...
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Dogs on the bus go round and round

1. Speaking about dogs, got this neighbour, he's Muslim and he's got this big black German Sheppard 2. Yeah those are the real German Sheppards. 1. Yeah? 2. Yeah those are the ones the police got. The Read more [...]...
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