Tag: halal

Company lunch

1. You hear about the company lunch? 2. No man. Really? Where? 1. Downstairs in the parking lot, it's huge. 2. But they don't have anything halal [sad face] 1. Ha-what? 2. Halal bro...the meat. 1. Oh Read more [...]...
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Halal chicken McNuggets

1. Man you Arabs eat anything from anywhere as long as it's not lard. 2. Yeah man Ahh lal kitab! 1. Nah I ain't like that. I don't trust that. It needs to be halal. 2. Nah I hear you. I do the same Read more [...]...
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Without faith, there’s no heaven. Amen.

Without faith, there's no heaven. Amen. Saw this in a work email. Religious connotations have made it into the corporate world. Well Judaeo-Christian religious conotations. You hear about keeping Read more [...]...
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Keepin’ it Kosher

1. Keepin' it Kosher you know and all is good. 2. You know what that means right? 1. Yeah I use it but I ain't Jewish. 2. Ever heard of Halal? 1. Mmmm, yeah. 2. It's the same thing, but Islamic. 1. So Read more [...]...
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