Month: February 2017

Athab in this life and the next

1. Bro, promise me you will make dua for me. 2. I did man, I did. What do you want me to say now? You make dua for me! 1. Listen, I'm serious, I promise I will help you. [sigh] 2. Man I made dua, I went Read more...
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Gabbar Singh

[At a gas station late at night] 1. Ahmed Sahib 2. Yes. 1. How are you? 2. Good. 1. Are things up or are things down? [smile] 2. It's goin' 1. Oh yeah? Shouldn't it be going up and up? [smile] 2. Should Read more [...]...
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Koran vs. Quran

Dear Reporter X and Reporter Y, In reply to an article you wrote last week regarding the Mosque shooting in Quebec, please note: "Koran" is spelt "Quran" or Qur'an in the Islamic community. English Read more [...]...
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Aiden

1. What was your name again? 2. Aiden 1. Aiden? really. Is that an Arabic name? 2. Hmmm, I think I've heard of it like that, but it's very Gaelic. 1. Oh really, let me check that out. [Googling] Well Read more [...]...
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