Month: January 2020

[In a hot sauna] [2 brown men sitting next to each other in a sauna. There's a tension, they both want to talk to each other. Then they both look at each other, but it goes more than 2 seconds, 3, Read more [...]...

1. Are you listening to yourself?2. What?1. You need to be more confident.2. I am.1. No you're not. You are telling me the problem and you're telling me the answers.2. Yeah.1. So what's the problem?[pause]1. Read more [...]...

[Eye contact with a fellow who looks Middle Eastern in the gym while he is on the captain's chair. 2 nods] 1: min 'ayna 'anta? 2: Pakistan.1. Oh mashallah.2: Wa'anta?1: Egypt.2: Oh massri.[1 smiles] Read more [...]...

2nd Juma.Time it starts: 1:35 PM.Time of my arrival: 2:05 PM.Walking towards the masjid. Cursing myself. Kicking myself.Why you always late bro? As I get to the masjid, the Imam comes out.Imam: They already Read more [...]...

It was a treat to come back to Jami Mosque for #Jami50 on December 28th, 2019. I knew it was happening that day and I thought I had put it into my calendar, but when I checked on the day of, nothing was Read more [...]...