Tag: Pakistani

Are you Indian or Muslim?

[Dog barking. Lady looks this way.]Lady: Are you Indian or Muslim?1: Indians are Muslims. [smile]2: Pakistan.Lady: Oh okay. You live here?1: No just walking.Lady: Don't mind the dog barking. He's like Read more [...]...
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Latino Pakistani

[In a hot sauna] [2 brown men sitting next to each other in a sauna. There's a tension, they both want to talk to each other. Then they both look at each other, but it goes more than 2 seconds, 3, Read more [...]...
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I’m Lebanese but people think I’m Pakistani

[At a ceremony]1: Assalamualaikum.2: Walaikum Salam.1: You need some help?2: Yeah maybe, it's so windy out here.[Walk over to art work display a year metres away]1: Where you from?2: Pakistan.1: No way, Read more [...]...
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Pakistanis have the best Biryani

[Young guy jumps in my car thinking I'm an Uber driver even though I'm the one asking him for directions!]1. Hey, I'm looking for X. 2. Not sure.  Can you hold on man? [Speaking to his friends.]1. Uhh, Read more [...]...
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Greek-Pakistani

1. So what's your background? 2. Greek. You? 1. Pakistani. 2. My friends are Pakistani. The guys I work out with. One of them is a beast. He's Greek and Pakistani. 1. Are you serious? 2. Yeah. 1. Greek Read more [...]...
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