Month: July 2016

Halal chicken McNuggets

1. Man you Arabs eat anything from anywhere as long as it's not lard. 2. Yeah man Ahh lal kitab! 1. Nah I ain't like that. I don't trust that. It needs to be halal. 2. Nah I hear you. I do the same Read more [...]...
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Pokemon-Go in the mosque

1. There's Pokemons at Shalimar. 2. [Laugh] Are you serious?! 1. Yeah you got kids walking around the mosque. 2. That's halarious. 1. Yeah it's educational [smile]. All thanks to Pokemon-Go! 2. So Read more [...]...
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Fouad!

1. Yo! 2. Fouad! Where you bin? Why didn't you get back to my text? 1. I did. When? 2. Eid man! I did. I sent you one. 1. Yeah I replied to it. 2. Nah man, you never got back to me. 2. Sorry bro, Read more [...]...
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Smoking

1. You smoked $$ed when you were 12?? 2. Yeah man. 1. And sheesha? 2. Everything. 1. For real? Wow. 2. I did everything man. Smoke, drank. The Latinos in my neighbourhood thought it was a good thing. Read more [...]...
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