Category: Muslim in the Midst…

Basque

1. I will give you 3 guesses. 2. Romania? 1. No. 2. Slovakia? 1. Yes 25% of my blood line is that, Czechoslovakia. But you won't get the rest. We are a people that when I looked it up when I came here, Read more [...]...
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A letter to Jacob Geroge – Thank you

Dear Jacob George, What a wonderful human being you were. I met you virtually and was struck by the conviction in your voice. I was instantly drawn to your method of oration and easy way to tell your Read more [...]...
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Googled “Current Islamic Year”

Each numbered year is designated either "H" for Hijra or "AH" for the Latin Anno Hegirae ("in the year of the Hijra"); hence, Muslims typically call their calendar the Hijri calendar. The current Islamic Read more [...]...
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Don’t approach…

1. You got the right to be stressed out, you got X kids! [laugh] 2. You do? Do you really have X kids? 3. No, 2X kids! 2 wives bro, the Islamic thang [laugh] [Convo flows into "Self-Control" ideas] 3. Read more [...]...
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Bus or truck?

1. Haan bhai, kiya haal hai? 2. Buss 1. Buss? 2. Haan buss, aap ki bhi buss? 1. Buss? Truck hai, truck! [Laugh]...
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Glass chin

1. Are you Punjabi? 2. Yeah you? 1. Yeah. 2. Oh, from where? 1. Near Lahore, in Pakistan...know Lahore? 2. Yeah, that's where my grandfather was from. 1. Oh yeah. Cool. 2. Yeah. 1. When was the last time Read more [...]...
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Are you happy?

1. Are you happy? [pause] 2. Yeah but... 1. No, no, no, don't say but, are you happy or not? 2. God is great. Yes I am happy. 1. Then let things happen as they are man. 2. But you got to have a plan. 1. Read more [...]...
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Bethlehem to Jamaica

1. My father was from Bethlehem. 2. Oh. Palestine? 1. Yeah. 2. And your mom? 1. She was English. English white from Jamaica. 2. Oh I see. Have you bin to Bethlehem? 1. Actually no. Never been to that part Read more [...]...
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Pa-kistan vs. Paa-kistan

1. Where you from? 2. Pa-kistan 1. "Pa-kistan?" Common bro, say it right! [laugh] 2. Ok fine, it's "Paakistan". I miss "Paakistan." When you go back there, you're gonna take lot's of pictures. 1. Read more [...]...
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