[Young guy jumps in my car thinking I’m an Uber driver even though I’m the one asking him for directions!]
1. Hey, I’m looking for X.
2. Not sure. Can you hold on man? [Speaking to his friends.]
1. Uhh, yeah sure.
2. Where you at Vino? You guys left me, what the ****. I don’t even know where I am…Sorry man, it’s raining out here, can I get in?
2. My friends just ditched me, I don’t know what happened man, and I’m totally drunk. We were all just taking a piss and the next thing they’re all gone!
1. I know man, it’s messed up. Can you help me out man?
1. What’s up?
2. They’re at Y. Can you take me there, I got $20.
1. But I’m here to check out X.
2. Please man. I need to get there ASAP.
1. Are you Arab? Muslim?
2. Indian man.
1. Oh, like from where?
2. Gujrat. You?
1. I’m Pakistani.
2. I love Pakistanis!
2. My boy is Pakistani, Ahmed, yeah man. You guys are the best!
[Thinking he might be too drunk but definitely a nice guy]
2. Yo you guys got the best Biryani!
1. True. It’s so addictive.