You want to kill all the white people!

[Approaching a department store. I hear this guy screaming at the top of his lungs. Initially, I wasn't sure what it was. As I approached, it was a man screaming and quite disturbed.]1: You want to kill Read more [...]...
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Snoopy

I remember snoopy as a kid. Sometimes you wonder how random things just get in your head. I was just sitting here thinking what should I write about? And there he was. That little white dog with some Read more [...]...
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In the middle of a chess match series

chess-champ: got to go for 5 minuteschess-champ: if you can waitmaddox: why?chess-champ: prayer breakchess-champ: ;)maddox has left the roomchess-champ: oh well 🙁 Read more [...]...
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Bhai Bhai (Brother Brother)

[At a department store return line. A young fellow is controlling the line.] Security guard: Thank you for coming by.me: For sure. Aap kahan se hain? Are you from Pakistan?Security guard: No. India.me: Read more [...]...
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Urdu and Turkish and Arabic in Montreal

1: So you speak French?2: Mais oui!1: How'd you learn?2: I came to Montreal when I was 30. I'm 45 now. Time. [smile]1: Cool. A Turkish guy speaking French. Neat. Masha'Allah.2: We say that too.1: Yeah Read more [...]...
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Context is always missing…

Facebook comment: POST: As a non Indian, August 1947 is the destruction day of Punjab to establish two different countries Pakistan and India, hundreds of Sikh Gurdwaras and Mandirs were lost. Many Read more [...]...
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My grandparents and Partition

My father and mother both come from Pakistan. My father did not have to migrate (based in Lyallpur) but my mother's family did. My maternal grandparents are Kashmiris and lived in Amritsar. During the Read more [...]...
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Online Celebrations list – Not quite there

Didn't expect it. Eid ain't important. I'm so used to feeling invisible that it's normal. On Etsy and probably other places: Choose Celebration: Christmas Cinco De Mayo Easter Eid <== Invisible Read more [...]...
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Muslim vs Moslem

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/01/12/why-j-k-rowling-is-so-incensed-about-rupert-murdochs-tweet-about-moslems/ Read more [...]...
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3 wives and Pizza

[1 approaches a pizza joint and sees some young teenagers sitting outside the door.] 1: Hey! What's up! 2: Oh hey. How's it going? 1: Good. You? 2: Good. Is Zayd with you? 1: Nah Read more [...]...
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