1. You know that feeling when you're on stage and you get nervous and then you start forgetting... [2 leans in] 2. That's when you tell yourself you're bigger. [A pause] 2. You heard that? You tell yourself Read more [...]...

1. That's a good deal. 2. Yeah that's why I'm taking it! 1. I always look for those deals too. [cashier scans the items] 2. You're from... 1. Ecuador 2. Yeah I can tell from your accent, South American. Read more [...]...

1. Hi, I'm Bobby. [He reaches out and we shake hands] 2. Hi, car broke down man. 1. Does it drive? 2. No. [Car towed onto the flatbed] 2. Are you from West Africa? 1. Yeah, how did you know? 2. Just, so Read more [...]...

1. So how's Robin Padilla? 2. Oh, he's good. How you know him? 1. Trust me. [smile] 2. He's married a few times. 1. Oh yeah, is he still Muslim? 2. Not sure, probably. 1. I know his kids are, Queenie...he's Read more [...]...

1. It's nice and hot in here. 2. Yeah. 1. One trick is if they shut off the sauna, you just stand up cuz heat rises. 3. True. 2. But I don't think it is safe to be in here too long, you can go impotent Read more [...]...

Great! Damn clutch is roached! [Stuck and pulled over near an intersection that I barely made through.] 1. What's wrong? 2. Clutch is gone. 1. Okay so what do we do? [Called the towing company. Tow truck Read more [...]...

[At a dinner party] 1. So how's work? 2. Good man, you? 1. Yeah man, not man, long time. 2. Yeah man. 1. You look like you're hitting the gym. 2. No man I haven't bin there for a few months. 1. Hmmm. Still Read more [...]...

ves·tig·i·al adjective forming a very small remnant of something that was once much larger or more noticeable. synonyms: remaining, surviving, residual, leftover, lingering "he felt a vestigial flicker Read more [...]...

Heard this during a broadcast: Definition of SVENGALI : a person who manipulates or exerts excessive control over another....

[Somewhere warm] 1: Just making this warmer. 2: Sure. 1: So where you from ethnically? [I wanted to say China but refrained.] 2: Vietnam, you? 1. Pakistan 2. Pakistan. Oh okay. 1. So did the American's Read more [...]...