Oh I didn’t know they spoke Punjabi in Pakistan

[Somewhere hot]
1. You from India?
2. Yeah, you?
1. Pakistan.
2. Oh yeah. Where?
1. Punjabi aan ussi
2. You’re Punjabi?
1. Yeah.
2. How?
1. 60% of Pakistan is Punjabi.
2. Really?
1. Yeah man.
2. I didn’t know they spoke Punjabi in Pakistan. So you use “the” Punjabi script?
1. [As if their script, GurmukhÄ« is the only script to depict Punjabi] We use the Urdu (Perso-Arabic) script (Shahmukhi) to write Punjabi…it’s basically an Arabic script.
2. Oh.