Category: Muslim in the Midst…

Is heaven always clean?

1. There will be rivers of honey and milk in heaven. 2. Rivers of milk? 1. Yes. 2. How? 1. It just is. 2. Won't it get dirty? [1 smile's] 1. This is the miracle of Allah and Jannah. 2. Jannah is Allah's Read more [...]...
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Ramadan beard

1. Nice. You rocking that beard eh. 2. [stroking beard] Yo man, it’s the Ramadan beard. [Laugh] 2. Now you see it, now you don’t. 1. Nawww man, rock it!...
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Allah has wings

1. Allah has wings. 2. No baby, he does not. 1. He can fly. He is in the sky. 2. He is actually next to you. 1. Yeah right here, next to me. I can punch him [giggle] 2. No baby, you cannot do that. Read more [...]...
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“Sayf”

1. What's your name son? 2. Sayf. 1. Nice name. Do you know what Sayf means? [2 nods] 1. What's it mean? 2. Sword. 1. Do you know who Sayf Allah was? [2 shakes his head] 1. Khalid bin-Walid. Remember Read more [...]...
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It became almost Biblical, even.

But when it was all done, Game 1 of the Stanley Cup final belonged to the Penguins, somehow. They were outshot 26-12 and went 37 minutes without a shot on goal, and it got to the point where the crowd Read more [...]...
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Paki in the Squash Court

[Met a new player on the squash court] 1. Where you from? 2. Pakistan. You? 1. Croatian and Italian. 2. Cool. 1. All my friends are Paki. I went to Lahore for vacation. [When he said "Paki" I mentally Read more [...]...
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Addicted to it

1. Bro it's rampant. 2. Yeah? 1. Oh yeah. Everyone is doing it. 2. Muslim? 1. Muslim, non-Muslim... It's so easy to access. 2. That's why I got a filter. I feel it takes away my power. There's so much Read more [...]...
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Another Somali youth shot dead in Toronto

In less than a day, a shocked community raises $15,000 for slain Scarborough man’s funeral Just crazy. The picture of the Somali boy shot, is of a handsome bright boy, but now no longer. I do not Read more [...]...
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It’s “Mus-lim”

1. Yeah, so I was talking about this Muzlim... 2. Uhh Professor, it's Muslim. 1. Hmm? 2. The word. 1. Ahan. 2. It's actually Muslim. There is no 'z' in Muslim. 1. Oh. How am I saying it? 2. Muzlim...like Read more [...]...
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