Dua
After seeing so much atrocity and injustice around the world, I wonder, what position am I in to even ask for something?...
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Big Bad Wolf
1. [lol] You're the Big Bad Wolf! [2 Shrugs] Well what are you supposed to do? If you don't pull the trigger, your upper management will pull the trigger on you. 1. And you're Brown too! Perfect match! Read more [...]...
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RE: not in my neighbourhood…
http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/Canada/Toronto/ID/2675954625/ So a #mosque brings increased vandalism, rapes, and a number of "problems?" Here lies the fraudulent campaign against #Muslim citizens time Read more [...]...
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Siculo-Arabic
1. Oh you're from Sicily? 2. Yeap. 1. Nice. Home of the Mafia? [smile] 2. You got it [smile] 1. But it's not so much anymore. You used to hear it a lot more back in the day. 2. There's too many things Read more [...]...
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But it’s paid for
1. That's your car? 2. Yeah...what? 1. You should get a new one. 2. But it's paid for. Why should I? 1. To get the latest and greatest. 2. The car works. It get's me where where I need to get to. And, Read more [...]...
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He shook my hand
[Talking to a helpful salesperson. By talking to this young guy, I knew he was a good kid, genuine and someone I could maybe even call a friend.] 1. Some shoes are 600 bucks. People buy Rossignols and Read more [...]...
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Now make a wish…
1. “Now make a wish,” the man at Build-a-bear said. 2. I leaned in and whispered to the youngster, now make a Dua (instead)....
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Without faith, there’s no heaven. Amen.
Without faith, there's no heaven. Amen. Saw this in a work email. Religious connotations have made it into the corporate world. Well Judaeo-Christian religious conotations. You hear about keeping Read more [...]...
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Jamaican Somalian
1. Yes, we need some rich brothers, can you put me in touch? 2. [Laugh]. Bro I look poor, I don't know any rich people. 1. Walahee, sometimes people look poor but they are very rich. 2. True...walahee Read more [...]...
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That’s why I moved here
1. Yes brother, where you from? 2. Turkey. 1. [I detect a French accent] Are you serious? 2. Yes. 1. Noooo...you look 100% Arab...like Moroccan...something North African maybe. 2. I am Turkish. 1. 100%? 2. Read more [...]...
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