Category: Muslim in the Midst…

Changez

1. By the way, are you Iranian? 2. Uhm, yeah. How did you know? 1. Your last name. 2. Changez? Yeah. People always wonder where I'm from. I don't really look Persian...I mean I do I guess...sorta...but Read more [...]...
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Hola vs Asalamualaikum

1. Where you guys from? 2. Buffalo. 1. Buffalo eh. Nice. 2 and 3. Yeah yeah. 1. Sorry to say man, but that place is run down. 3. No that's cool, you're right. [laugh] 1. You like Toronto? 2. Oh man, Read more [...]...
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Halal chicken McNuggets

1. Man you Arabs eat anything from anywhere as long as it's not lard. 2. Yeah man Ahh lal kitab! 1. Nah I ain't like that. I don't trust that. It needs to be halal. 2. Nah I hear you. I do the same Read more [...]...
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Pokemon-Go in the mosque

1. There's Pokemons at Shalimar. 2. [Laugh] Are you serious?! 1. Yeah you got kids walking around the mosque. 2. That's halarious. 1. Yeah it's educational [smile]. All thanks to Pokemon-Go! 2. So Read more [...]...
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Fouad!

1. Yo! 2. Fouad! Where you bin? Why didn't you get back to my text? 1. I did. When? 2. Eid man! I did. I sent you one. 1. Yeah I replied to it. 2. Nah man, you never got back to me. 2. Sorry bro, Read more [...]...
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Smoking

1. You smoked $$ed when you were 12?? 2. Yeah man. 1. And sheesha? 2. Everything. 1. For real? Wow. 2. I did everything man. Smoke, drank. The Latinos in my neighbourhood thought it was a good thing. Read more [...]...
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You say Allah??

1. You say Allah?? 2. Sure. 1. So you say Mashallah? 2. Yes what's wrong with that? 1. But you're Christian. 2. So? What's bad about Mashallah? 1. So in Egypt, do you say Assalamualaikum? 2. Yes some Read more [...]...
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Ramadan, you have come back!

Ramadan, you have come back! I love you friend Because you change who I am I want to spend my entire days with you That I do not work much in other ways 10 10 10 You are The Friend I cannot live up to Read more [...]...
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“Umar”

[Saw his name tag] 1. Umar (like OO-Mar) 2. Yes. 1. OO-Mar. [smile] 1. Got to say it the Arabic way....
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