Author: @studentAsim

Allah Hu Akbar and the Window guy

1: I'm not going to do this room.2: How come?1: My friend, if you want to waste your money, waste it on a security system, not on tempered glass.[2 looks at 1 in silence and is taken aback by 1's bluntness.]1: Read more [...]...
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Juma Mubarak

1: Yo bro. Hopefully I'll get some more orders. Let's do a million in sales.2: Insha'Allah. Let's do it.1: Let's do this big time.2: We got the capacity. Let me know.1: For sure. And it's Juma. Juma Mubarak! Read more [...]...
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Welcome to Malerkotla

[Knock at the door.][1 opens door.]1: Come in.2: Thank you. Where is your modem?1: Oh it's right this way.[During modem installation, 1 detects 2 is from Punjab, India based on his name and mannerisms.]1: Read more [...]...
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Wudu vs. Kryptonite

A: Get ready B, we're going to pray Isha.B: Ok, I'm ready!A: You got wudu? For the last 6 hours?B: Yeah. Duh!A: Yo nothing can break your wudu, not even kryptonite!B: You know it! 😁 Read more [...]...
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I always remember those guys

[Gym. Two men, 1, and 2, make eye contact in passing and nod at each other. The conversation starts...] 1: "Man, we're the same height." 1 gestures with his hand measuring 2's height, his hand moving Read more [...]...
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Hazara in the gym

Guy A passes by Guy B who's at the gym working out at the Rear Delt Machine.A: Hi there.B realizes A is speaking to him and removes his ear phones.B: Hi.A: Were you speaking in Farsi?B: Oh you know? Yeah Read more [...]...
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Doing the work

Do you have a minute for me now? Ok sure, but I have to leave. You're like my mom. Good to know. But sometimes children don't feel loved, because Mom is too busy. What do you mean? If Read more [...]...
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No buts

[At a mechanic shop]1. How do you know where each part goes? It looks so complex.2: It's Allah.1: But...2: There's no buts. It's Allah. Read more [...]...
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Juma 2 years after the Covid-19 pandemic

I knew I wanted to pray Juma today. "You're doing taraweeh but you're not praying Juma?" was a buddy's comment this past Ramadan.So I decided I would start praying Juma again.But each Friday, things Read more [...]...
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Pizza with vodka

[At work.]1: Yo Sergey. You know you owe me one eh.2: Yeah you helped me a lot. [laugh].1: I need to come out to see you. You owe me a whole pizza!2: With vodka?1: Vodka? [laugh]. You know I don't drink.2: Read more [...]...
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