Author: @studentAsim

1: This your first time?2: (smiles) Yeah.1: For real?2: (smile) Yeah.1: Bro, how?2: (smiles) I don't know.1: Man I couldn't even stay 5 seconds in here, I'd run out.2: I don't know.1: Yo, you from the Read more [...]...

[Looking over at the stopwatch: 13 minutes, 23 seconds submerged in ice cold water. In the near distance, a girl knocks on the men's changeroom door.]guy: Hi. Can I help you?girl: I'm looking for my father.guy: Read more [...]...

It's going awayHow we flutter hither and thitherPremonitions of realitySome moments last foreverIt's a strange dreamIt once wasSomething of the missionIn a fleeting time... Read more [...]...

1: I'm not going to do this room.2: How come?1: My friend, if you want to waste your money, waste it on a security system, not on tempered glass.[2 looks at 1 in silence and is taken aback by 1's bluntness.]1: Read more [...]...

1: Yo bro. Hopefully I'll get some more orders. Let's do a million in sales.2: Insha'Allah. Let's do it.1: Let's do this big time.2: We got the capacity. Let me know.1: For sure. And it's Juma. Juma Mubarak! Read more [...]...

[Knock at the door.][1 opens door.]1: Come in.2: Thank you. Where is your modem?1: Oh it's right this way.[During modem installation, 1 detects 2 is from Punjab, India based on his name and mannerisms.]1: Read more [...]...

A: Get ready B, we're going to pray Isha.B: Ok, I'm ready!A: You got wudu? For the last 6 hours?B: Yeah. Duh!A: Yo nothing can break your wudu, not even kryptonite!B: You know it! 😁 Read more [...]...

[Gym. Two men, 1, and 2, make eye contact in passing and nod at each other. The conversation starts...] 1: "Man, we're the same height." 1 gestures with his hand measuring 2's height, his hand moving Read more [...]...

Guy A passes by Guy B who's at the gym working out at the Rear Delt Machine.A: Hi there.B realizes A is speaking to him and removes his ear phones.B: Hi.A: Were you speaking in Farsi?B: Oh you know? Yeah Read more [...]...

Do you have a minute for me now? Ok sure, but I have to leave. You're like my mom. Good to know. But sometimes children don't feel loved, because Mom is too busy. What do you mean? If Read more [...]...