Tag: Russia

1: I'm not going to do this room.2: How come?1: My friend, if you want to waste your money, waste it on a security system, not on tempered glass.[2 looks at 1 in silence and is taken aback by 1's bluntness.]1: Read more [...]...

[At work.]1: Yo Sergey. You know you owe me one eh.2: Yeah you helped me a lot. [laugh].1: I need to come out to see you. You owe me a whole pizza!2: With vodka?1: Vodka? [laugh]. You know I don't drink.2: Read more [...]...

1. I'm Russian from Kazakhstan. 2. Oh really? Kazakhstan eh. Are you Muslim? 1. No, Christian. 2. Oh. But that's a Muslim country. 1. Yeah over half are. 2. Triple G! 1. Oh you know about him? 2. Read more [...]...

"How do you say mosque in Russian?" "Hmm I don't know...oh wait. Mechet' (мечеть)." "Have you seen them around?" "Of course." "Really?" "Russia has a lot of Muslims. I used to live in Kazakhstan." "Really?" "Yes Read more [...]...